More Power! Auuughhhh, Auuuughhhh, AUUUUUGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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In the words of the immortal Tim “the Tool Man” Taylor, “More Power! Auuughhhh, Auuuughhhh, AUUUUUGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”

We have been working with the manufacturers and have just upgraded our some of our formidable stun gun products into even more powerful thug-whoopin’ tools. Even Tim Taylor is proud!

Our 350,000, 650,000 and our 950,000 volt Runt Stun Gun line has increased to 2.5 million, 3.5 million, and 4.5 million volts, including the now 4.5 Million volt Rechargeable Runt! Auuughhhh, Auuuughhhh, AUUUUUGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Our 950,000 volt Pretender Cell Phone Stun Gun has beefed its way up to 4.5 million volts, and our Stun Master Multi-Function Stun Gun was already in the 2.7 million range, but we cranked up the juice to take it to the 4.5 million threshold. Auuughhhh, Auuuughhhh, AUUUUUGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

You want more power, you got it.

So, what is the difference between a small 80,000 volt Stun Gun and a whopping 4.5 million volt Stun Gun?
Whether you are packing a 80K or a 4.5M, both stun guns will render your assailant helpless using less-than-lethal voltage from the device, but you’ll have to hold the 80,000 volt model several seconds longer than the 4.5 million volt stun gun.

Also consider this, stun guns are effective on many parts of the body. But giving yourself MORE POWER,you are giving yourself the best chance to get the better of your attacker. Applying the stun gun on a body part that has greater surface area, such as their chest, abdomen, groin, kidneys, or back, will garner greater results. Zapping an area such as the arm or leg may work fine, but these areas may not grant you the same amount of surface area that you will need to maintain contact for a few seconds. Limbs are also prone to be pulled away before the stun device discharges enough juice. You want to bury the stun gun as deep and as long as possible full the full effect, much to the dismay of your attacker.

Runt Stun Gun

Be Safe, Be Prepared, More Power to You!

Auuughhhh, Auuuughhhh, AUUUUUGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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