Call Ahead Convenience Going Too Far

This entry was posted by Rob on Wednesday, 24 March, 2010 at

The fast pace of today’s society is moving at lightning speed, and nowhere is the demand faster than in the good old US of A. We want fast food, fast cars, 24/7 communication, fast computers on faster broadband internet connections, 1 hour photos, instant music download, same day repairs, and faster than fast service from the businesses we patronize.

I’m all for faster service and convenient accommodations. Drive through windows at banks and fast food restaurants are good. Free delivery at pizza joints, call ahead seating or curbside carryout… Some people even pay a nominal extra fee for this without question. Whatever allows for quicker transactions or lazier customers, we live in a fast pace, fast food world.

But somewhere you need to draw the line. And I’m not just talking about the speed for quality trade off. Somewhere common sense must kick in…

Let’s take this pair of would-be bank robbers from the fast paced area of Fairfield, Connecticut. Police arrested the 16-year-old kid and 27-year-old Albert Bailey in the parking lot of a People’s United Bank before the crime actually occurred.

Apparently the pair decided to test out the speed and helpfulness of the customer service department at the bank and called ahead so the bank would have a full bag of cash ready for them to steal when they got there. I mean they don’t want to waste anybody’s time…

10 minutes later when the speed demons arrived to quickly collect their loot, the police apprehended the guys. Police commented that the suspects were simply “not too bright.”

Hopefully they get a speedy trial.

Be Safe, Be Prepared, Be Fast, but not too Fast.

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6 Responses to “Call Ahead Convenience Going Too Far”

  1. Unbelievable! What a couple of morons.

  2. Wow, are criminals getting stupider these days?

  3. WOW And I thought I was dumb.

  4. WAY too funny…. I heard a few stories about stupid people like that on the radio this week and was laughing outloud. Calling ahead for a robbery… BRILLIANT!

  5. Jen

    I love reading about stupid would-be criminals like this. It makes me fear the crazy world we live in a lot less.

  6. I guess they don’t teach common sense in bank heist school. Good grief!

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