Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris was born March 10, 1940. An American martial artist and actor, he served in the United States Air Force and has founded Chun Kuk Do martial arts. The roundhouse kick is Chuck Norris’ trademark move and was a six-time undefeated World Professional Middle Weight Karate Champion.
Chuck Norris has appeared in a number of action films, one of his more famous ones is Way of the Dragon, also starring Bruce Lee and the Missing in Action and Delta Force series. He also played the starring role in Walker, Texas Ranger from 1993 to 2001 on television. As a result of his “tough guy” image, Chuck Norris facts began in 2005, an Internet phenomenon referencing various implausible feats of strength to Norris.
In celebration of his birthday, I’d like to share some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts:
“Chuck Norris did not turn 70 today, 70 turned Chuck Norris.”
“Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a grizzly bear. The bear became so terrified that it fled north into the arctic and all of its descendants now have white hair.”
“Contrary to Al Gore’s findings, there is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was simply cold, so he turned the sun up.”
“When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.”
“Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.”
“Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.”
Happy 70th Birthday Chuck!
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