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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

Posted by Rob on Wednesday, 10 March, 2010

chuck norrisCarlos Ray “Chuck” Norris was born March 10, 1940. An American martial artist and actor, he served in the United States Air Force and has founded Chun Kuk Do martial arts. The roundhouse kick is Chuck Norris’ trademark move and was a six-time undefeated World Professional Middle Weight Karate Champion.

Chuck Norris has appeared in a number of action films, one of his more famous ones is Way of the Dragon, also starring Bruce Lee and the Missing in Action and Delta Force series. He also played the starring role in Walker, Texas Ranger from 1993 to 2001 on television. As a result of his “tough guy” image, Chuck Norris facts began in 2005, an Internet phenomenon referencing various implausible feats of strength to Norris.

In celebration of his birthday, I’d like to share some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts:

“Chuck Norris did not turn 70 today, 70 turned Chuck Norris.”

“Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a grizzly bear. The bear became so terrified that it fled north into the arctic and all of its descendants now have white hair.”

“Contrary to Al Gore’s findings, there is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was simply cold, so he turned the sun up.”

“When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.”

“Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.”

“Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.”

Happy 70th Birthday Chuck!

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Join Chuck Norris and NRA in Defending the Second Amendment

Posted by Rob on Tuesday, 28 October, 2008

As a Second Amendment supporter, you know there are two kinds of politicians — those who truly support our freedom, and those who just talk about it.

Now, in this final critical week of this campaign, we have an American patriot with a vital message for all of us.

Award winning movie and TV legend Chuck Norris has stepped up to the plate to warn gun owners about politicians who pay the Second Amendment lip service when they want YOUR vote — but oppose our rights once they’re safely in office. Click here to see an important new NRA TV commercial featuring Chuck Norris.

Every gun owner – whether they are a hunter, a target shooter, a collector or someone who owns a gun for self-defense – needs to hear this important message. Take Chuck’s advice and visit www.NRAPVF.org. That’s the website of your NRA’s Political Victory Fund, where we tell you straight up who the good guys are and who the fakes are.

These days, anti-gun politicians don’t tell the truth. The biased media doesn’t either. For that reason, only you have the power to spread this powerful message of truth — with a little help from your NRA and Chuck Norris.

There are only seven days left before the most important election of our lifetime. Now is the time for action.

Please forward this message to everyone you know. Send it to your family, your friends, and every voter you know who values freedom and believes in the Bill of Rights.

Join Chuck Norris and be a force of one. Every vote counts in every election. We are all counting on you to make a difference this November. Do this for FREEDOM. Can the NRA and Chuck Norris count on you?

Sincerely,

Chris W. Cox
Executive Director, NRA-ILA

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